Sign seen in San Luis, AZ at a fast food restaurant
English teacher at San Luis High School must be upset
submitted by Jon Matheus
Poor English Spelling on Sign
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Visit to the Psychiatrist
Joke submitted by FOCM Member, Joe Stafford
A patient walks into his psychiatrist’s office wrapped only in
cellophane.
The psychiatrist looks at him and says: “I can completely see your
nuts”
Going to the Gym
Submitted by long, long time member of FOCM: Jon Matheus
Instead of calling my bathroom, the John, I call my bathroom the Jim. It sounds better when I say I go to the Jim every morning.
Romance 50 Years of Marriage
seen on a friend’s facebook page
After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?’ To which he responded: ‘I found the remote.’
A joke for Today
submitted by Jon Matheus, a very very long time member of FOCM
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
A: He had no body to go with him!
Why old men don’t get hired
submitted by Jace Leffler, long-time FOCM member
Job Interview:
Human Resources Manager: “What is your greatest weakness?”
Old Man : “Honesty.”
Human Resources Manager: “I don’t think honesty is a weakness.”
Old Man : “I don’t really give a shit what you think.”
Protected: USA headed for financial collapse
Is drinking at work a good idea?
An article at PayScale.com, refers to work done by Matthew Yglesias at Slate examining the question of whether people were more productive in the days of the three-martini lunch. Yglesias quotes a research paper from the University of Illinois at Chicago. Entitled “Uncorking the Muse,” the paper showed that subjects with a blood alcohol content of approximately .075 performed better on the Remote Associates Test, which measures creative problem solving.
http://www.payscale.com/career-news/2013/08/heres-why-you-should-get-drunk-at-work
Disclaimer: FOCM Networking does not condone the over imbibification of alcohol in the work environment. Someitmes however, itsh (oopsh) kinda fun to have a few (hiccup) drinks when stormbraining, I mean brainstorming. Just look at the possible headlines FOCM Members came up with for Anthony Weiner news headlines in the previous posts in the Humor section.
Job Opportunity for IT Professional;
If anyone is or knows of an IT guy looking for a new position drop me
a line (nickhargaden@ardroeconsulting.com)
Small company growing quickly
Most day to day IT is subcontracted, so it’s more managing
enterprise/clinical trial solutions in house, partnering with the
business.
Location: Arizona
Skills/experience: medical imaging, DICOM standard, PACS etc.
Nick Hargaden
Ardroe Consulting
nickhargaden@ardroeconsulting.com
Scottish Wedding Reception Incident
The Scots are a fun-loving breed of people.
