submitted by FOCM Member Arturo Coppola

What Is Couple Sex?

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard
and asked him, “Grampa, what is couple sex?”

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but
decided that if she’s old enough to know to ask the question,
then she’s old enough to get a straight answer.

Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all
about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities
of intercourse.

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her
mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, “Why did you
ask this question, honey?”

The little girl replied, “Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just
a couple secs