Seen in my in-box from my brother but I took liberty to modify it slightly:

So, I was walking through the mall and I saw that there was a “Illegal Immigrant Bookstore”

I was wondering what exactly was in such bookstore so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me,

I imagine I didn’t look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump’s book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Illegal Aliens?”

The clerk said, ” F—k off, get out and stay out!”

I said, “Yes, that’s the one. Do you have it in paperback?