Another series of quotes noted and shared here completely out of context from the meeting in which they were heard.
The breast that’s on the table right now.
– Jason King
I will keep my mouth shut.
– Andreas Dreps
Propel the slides.
– Ian Mansfield
Holy toledo, that was good.
– Deb Williams
She looked like a deer in the headlights.
– Pete Nieto
I’d better not see any pants coming off.
– Andrew Smith
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Background: This all started at a US Sales meeting and in order to stay focused on what was being said, I started writing down the business cliches, like “let’s circle the wagons”, “let’s table that”, “always be closing” and then count how many times they were said. As I began paying attention, I would hear a phrase that was appropriate for the context in which it was said, but wow, it sure was amusing to see the phrase just sitting there by itself. That lead me to put them into a slide show show so the phrase was seen in its purest form along with the person who said it. As this practice became known, the slide set became the unofficial and humorous wrap-up presentation, kind of a summary of the things stated over the course of the meeting.