Submitted by FOCM Member Andrew Smith

A young ventriloquist, with his dummy on his knee, starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman stands on her chair and starts shouting, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.  What makes you think you can stereotype blonde women that way? What does the color of a woman’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being?  It’s men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as people.  It’s people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb!  You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, pathetically all in the name of humor!”

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize when the blonde yells: “You stay out of this!  I’m talking to that little shit on your lap!”

Okay so they aren’t offering what you might think they’re offering, but men working for this company if they’re not familiar with BJ’s Club (competitor to Costco and Sam’s Club), might think it was their extremely lucky day.

submitted by long, long, time FOCM member and only womb-mate member, Jonathan Matheus

 

http://seriouslyforreal.com/funny/terrible-real-estate-agent-0photos-16-pics/

The pressure of a game show can sure result in odd answers.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKCbUg8az10&list=RD02InGUOOOqGQk

 

from the video clip assembler AmazingLife247

I stumbled onto this and was amused and thought you might like it, too.

Christine McKinley, writer, musicians, mechanical engineer presents on physics

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LszN21HyGlM

A good job of poking fun at the Brent Musburger/Katherine Webb dust up from last season.

 

http://swimdaily.si.com/2013/09/27/katherine-webbs-carls-jr-hardees/?xid=ob_blogs

submitted by FOCM Member Mark Mickunas

Whether you are for or against Obama Care…
The American Medical Association has now weighed in on Obama’s new health care package:

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter.”
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.