Blog Categories

Quotes out of context continued

The next set of quotes out of context from business meetings is shown below:

I have been on this horse for a couple weeks.
 – Adrian Pencak

We want to get them pregnant.
– Adrian Pencak

Scott is a slave driver.
  – Michele Mitchell

Paul, can I grab you outside for a second.
  – Jim Ashby

If Kuhner was here, I’d light him up.
– Paul Colombo

Let’s leave it the way it is.
  – Paul Colombo

Control freak.
– Pete Nieto

Run a salesforce report and compare.
– Paul Colombo

Don’t run it tomorrow.
– Pete Nieto

Just having an aneurysm.
  – Stuart Roeves

Check back for more postings. If your name is mentioned and you’d like it removed, please email me at chris@focmnetworking.com and I’ll give your request strong consideration and may even possibly act on it. Seriously, though I will remove it if you want me to.

Background: This all started at a US Sales meeting and in order to stay focused on what was being said, I started writing down the business cliches, like “let’s circle the wagons”, “let’s table that”, “always be closing” and then count how many times they were said. As I began paying attention, I would hear a phrase that was appropriate for the context in which it was said, but wow, it sure was amusing to see the phrase just sitting there by itself. That lead me to put them into a slide show show so the phrase was seen in its purest form along with the person who said it. AS this became known, the slide set became the unofficial and humorous wrap-up presentation, kind of a summary of the things stated over the course of the meeting.

Quotes taken out of context continued

The next installment of quotes taken out of context during business meetings.  This one meeting was particularly rich in good material, so I will break it into 5 installments.

You just can’t stop Scott Nodolf.
– unidentified

Maybe strategic partnerships aren’t the way to go.
  – unidentified

Before I was married, I was happily single for 33 years.
Good video.
She looked like a deer in the headlights.
  – Pete Nieto

Holy toledo, that was good.
  – Deb Williams

I’d better not see any pants coming off.
   – Andrew Smith

Good thing we didn’t do this at happy hour.
  – Adrian Pencak

I’m picturing Stuart writhing.
For a while, it’s going to be a bit of a mess.
I’ve eaten into your lunch time.
I’m not saying I will take someone from a construction site and make them a PM.
 – Ali O’Neil

Navy Technical School Test

submitted by FOCM member last name of Neurath, not sure which one of them submitted it:

One of the questions from the career placement test given applicants for a Navy technical school as reported by one of the applicants:

“Rearrange the letters ‘P N E S I’ to spell out an important part of human body that is more useful when erect!”

Those who spelled ‘spine’ got the school of their choice … the rest of us went to submarine school.

Tickets to Styx and Foreigner in Charlotte

Hi,

FOCM Member Sheryle Browne has 4 tickets to see Styx and Foreigner in Charlotte on Saturday, May 31 and she can no longer use them.

They are in Section 1, Row V, seats 23-26.  She is asking face value of $55/ticket.  The tickets have not yet been printed so if someone lives in Charlotte, they could be printed by themselves with Sheryle’s info.

Please contact me via: chris@focmnetworking.com or call/text to: 919-625-7731

 

How to Keep a Customer

saw this in Inc.com written by Jeff Haden entitled:  8 Things That Will Send Customers Packing

 http://www.inc.com/jeff-haden/8-reasons-why-youre-losing-customers.html

 If your long-term customers are leaving–and not coming back–you’re probably making one of these mistakes.

Your most profitable customers are almost always long-term customers.

Don’t lose them by making any of the following mistakes:

1. Change too many players. It’s tempting to assume long-term customers love your brand. More often than not they love your employees.

Customers don’t buy from companies. They buy from people—your people.

Since relationships are the lifeblood of a small business, don’t rotate salespeople, customer service reps, or key contacts unless you have to. Do everything possible to protect and foster the relationships your employees forge. Employees are rarely interchangeable where strong business relationships with customers are concerned.

2. Treat new and existing customers too differently. Offering discounts or incentives to land new customers is often necessary, but existing customers can quickly resent the fact their loyalty is not rewarded.

Think hard about the carrots you offer new customers and make sure you “reward” existing customers just as much—if not more. Never forget that while new customers create an immediate top-line impact, sales to existing customers typically result in a bigger impact on your bottom line.

3. Focus too heavily on price. Being the low-cost provider is a definite competitive advantage.

Good luck maintaining that advantage. Somewhere, someone is planning to steal your customers through lower prices.

Your goal is to provide the best value. Value is an advantage you can maintain through a combination of price, schedule, service, and relationships. If your marketing focuses mostly on price you’ll train customers to constantly look for a lower price, both from you and your competition.

Spend at least as much time finding ways to increase value as you do finding ways to lower costs and prices.

4. Push too hard to grow same-customer revenue. Trying to sell more to existing customers is smart, but don’t do so blindly. First know what each customer needs and only then try to meet those needs. Never suggest a product or service a customer doesn’t need.

And never ask, “Is there anything else we could do for you?” unless you already know the answer and are ready to provide a great solution.  Otherwise you’re just pushing, and customers hate being pushed.

5. Accept high employee turnover. While high turnover is a fact of life in a few industries, in most cases employees leave because they aren’t treated well.

So do customers.

Unless systems truly drive your business, you can’t expect to have long-term customers unless you first have long-term employees. If turnover is high, find ways to fix it. Otherwise customer turnover will always be high, too.

6. Forget what keeps the lights on. Every business has principal products or services that form the foundation of the business. Every business also has key customers that form a foundation.

Over time key products and services—and key customers—can get taken for granted while newer, sexier, higher profile initiatives get all the focus.

Make a list of the customers you can’t afford to lose. Then list what those customers buy. That list is the foundation of your business.

Never forget what keeps your lights on.

7. Reward the wrong employee behaviors. This happens most often in sales, like when commission rates are much higher for new customers than existing customers. If that’s the case and I’m a salesman, why should I work to maintain existing accounts when I get paid a lot more to find new ones? That approach only works if your systems ensure someone else takes over the responsibility for forging great relationships with existing customers.

Think about the incentives you provide and goals you set for your employees, and make sure they encourage the outcomes you really want.

8. Make problem resolution painful. Policies and guidelines are great for ensuring that employees comply, but a customer with a problem doesn’t care about your policies. She just wants her problem fixed.

Let employees use complaint-resolution policies as guidelines rather than rules. Give employees the freedom to make judgment calls.

Resolving a customer problem or complaint can help your business establish an even stronger customer relationship when you give employees the freedom to make that happen.

Brainstorming Assignment – Name that Boat

Hi FOCM,

So FOCM Member Gayle Grandinetti is friends with a couple, Rob and Audrey.  They bought a boat and need to name it.  So I suggested an FOCM brainstorming session to generate some name ideas they can choose from.  It doesn’t have to involve their names, but that’s where I started.

To start it off, here’s what I came up with while walking around downtown Wilmington this past Sunday:

Robrey (get it, putting together their names and getting Robrey, like robbery)
Liquid Robrey
Waterway Robrey
H2O Robrey
Aquaholic (not original, seen on a sailboat docked on Cape Fear River)